Don’t hire us if:
We’re not trying to be the cheapest option, the fastest gimmick, or the company that tells you what you want to hear.
- You want to do it cheaper yourself.
(You can. Keep watching my videos.) - You’re looking for a one-time “miracle” treatment.
(That’s not how this works—and it won’t fix anything.) - Your lawn actually needs to be renovated.
(We’ll tell you if that’s the case.) - You expect a perfect lawn in a few days.
(I’m not Jesus. Grass takes time.) - You’re shopping for the cheapest option.
(There are plenty of those—we’re not one of them.) - Your lawn is in deep shade, barely gets mowed, and isn’t watered right.
(No company can fix that.)
- You think St. Augustine is a shade grass and your last company “killed it.”
(They didn’t—the conditions did.) - You’ve gone through multiple lawn companies but nothing has changed.
(That’s usually not the company.) - You already know more than the person you’re hiring.
(Then you don’t need us.) - You need to “think about it.”
(Either you want a great lawn or you don’t.) - You have to ask your wife if you can have a nice lawn.
(She wants it. Trust me.)
If you want a nice lawn, this is like going to the gym.
As soon as you stop, it starts slipping.
Consistency is what gets results—and keeps them.
Your lawn doesn’t need another one-size-fits-all program.
It needs a soil-tested, targeted approach.
That’s how you fix the real problem—not just cover it up.
What we don’t do
We don’t kill everything—and anyone telling you they do is lying.
Dallisgrass
Bluestem
Virginia Buttonweed
Perennial Ryegrass
Broom Sedge
Some of these require different strategies or even full renovation. We’ll tell you straight.
We start at $99.
If you’re getting lawn care cheaper than that, it’s probably watered down.
Entry-level lawn treatment pricing starts here.
- Square footage
- Lawn condition
- How difficult it is to fix
If you have St. Augustine or Zoysia and it’s being treated like Bermuda, that’s a problem—and it usually costs more to do it right.
This matters.
1. We test the soil first
On the first visit, we take a soil-tested approach. That means we’re not guessing.
2. We build the plan from the results
Some lawns may need additional treatments—like phosphorus—based on what the soil is actually missing.
3. We don’t add things just to add them
We only recommend what your lawn needs. Nothing more. Nothing made up.
4. Consistency creates the result
Great lawns aren’t built with random visits. They improve when the treatment plan is actually followed.
Re-sodding a lawn can easily run $10,000+.
Letting your lawn decline to that point because you went cheap early on doesn’t save money.
It costs more.
You will always need fertilizer and weed control.
That’s not a sales pitch. That’s how lawns work.
Weed seeds don’t go away. Mother Nature made that rule—not us.
We don’t just say this stuff. We show it.
We have before-and-after videos of real lawns on YouTube. No filters. No Photoshop. Just actual results.
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Get StartedI’m Aaron, the owner.
My wife and I have 4 kids and 4 grandkids—so yeah… we care about what goes on your lawn.
Our treatments are safe for kids, devious dogs, and even the occasional hippie.
We’re not a big call center. We’re local. And we actually give a damn about the results.
Real talk
Hiring another random lawn care company… and trading your favorite Maverick to LA… both bad ideas.
A company that knows what it’s doing.
A plan that actually makes sense
A targeted approach based on soil
Results you can actually see
If you want it done right the first time, we’re a good fit.
We’re not perfect… but we’ll absolutely outperform your current provider.
Let us take a look at your lawn and tell you exactly what it needs.
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